SIgning up for the GSLIS Convocation, I get to tell them what name I’d like announced. I’m thinking David “Never metadata I didn’t like” Mussulman.

Or maybe Mussulman comma David E period left parenthesis nineteen seventy nine hyphen right parenthesis

Can you think of something funnier/wittier?



4 Comments to “Name as announced during convocation”

  1. Marc | April 28th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Mister Mussulaman
    David F. Mussulman
    BOFH

  2. Flash | April 28th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Dave Moooosooolmahn.

  3. Beth | April 28th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    David “My name is spelled the same, it just sounds different” Mussulman

  4. Josh | April 28th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    David “Voted best hair on Facebook” Mussulman

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