The future is weird and twitter is fun.

General May 5th, 2009

From this morning on twitter.com/wilw

“TMZ.com mentioned me today, and I didn’t even have to show them my hoo haw. Weird.”

Then later, “This is science: Dudes have a hoo haws, and ladies have hoo hoos. I can’t believe I have to explain this. DO NOT MAKE ME DRAW YOU A PICTURE.”

Then later, “Just realized I’m discussing genital colloquialisms with half a million people at once. I have been to the future and it really is weird.”

It sure is, Wil. Cool, but weird.