Summer band program June 25 2009

General June 25th, 2009

University of Illinois
2009 Summer Band

LCDR Ken Collins, Conductor
Jeff Daeschler, Graduate Student Conductor

*Program*
Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Star Spangled Banner

Americans We / Henry Filmore

American Salute / Morton Gould
Jeff Daeschler, Graduate student conductor

Florentiner March / Julius Fucik
Jeff Daeschler, Graduate student conductor

American in Paris / George Gershwin, John Krance

Nautical Variations / Jeffrey A. Taylor
Phil Coleman, Euphonium

Black Horse Troop / John Philip Sousa

Phantom of the Opera / Warren Barker

Armed Forces Salute / Bob Lowden

Illinois Loyalty / T.H. Guild, Mark Hindsley

…. Wow, typing that up, that’s a lot of America. See you tonight! 7pm on the Quad.

[ Edit: Updated 6/26 with more info from the real program. ]

The future is weird and twitter is fun.

General May 5th, 2009

From this morning on twitter.com/wilw

“TMZ.com mentioned me today, and I didn’t even have to show them my hoo haw. Weird.”

Then later, “This is science: Dudes have a hoo haws, and ladies have hoo hoos. I can’t believe I have to explain this. DO NOT MAKE ME DRAW YOU A PICTURE.”

Then later, “Just realized I’m discussing genital colloquialisms with half a million people at once. I have been to the future and it really is weird.”

It sure is, Wil. Cool, but weird.

DMB Vanderbilt weekend recap

General April 26th, 2009

If you’ve been following my twitter feed (or facebook statuses) you’d guess I was roadtripping down to Nashville to see a Dave Matthews concert. Here’s some rough thoughts to get down before I forget them.

Still wondering when we’re going to start heading ’south’ to Josh’s folks place.

Josh’s mom can cook for me any night of the week. I wonder if she’s found the sausage I hid in her fridge.
(Insert hidden sausage jokes about your mom here.)

Why am I always staying at the top of Embassy Suites? Don’t they have lower floors? Any why were the cockatiels always asleep when I looked at them, but I heard them every morning when I was trying to sleep?

Fresh kegs are always welcomed. Even the Bud Light was spot on this weekend.

930 miles total, good times. What did I do for Earth Day? Drove additional 320 miles for doggy daycare, but it was worth it.

Seen on trucks: “Farm boys plant it deeper” and “Silly boyz, trucks are for chics.”

Taking 65 from Louisville to Nashville is a more scenic route than 24 was coming back.

OMG did we see tree damage. Icy winter, I guess.

57N had construction, so we took a Benton-Ida route 37 detour. Was neat to drive through Benton again, around the square, seeing the old places. Decided not to go look at Granny’s old place. It’s still there, untouched, in my mind.

I didn’t buy anything at Starbucks, but I pooped there.

The traffic in Nashville seemed really screwy. Lots of exit here, get across 8 lanes of traffic in 1 mile, exit here, loop 270 degrees around, repeat. Who designed these highways?

Getting out of the concert was nuts. Too much traffic, not enough direction. Too many flashing reds/flashing yellows not getting the job done. GPSes are so totally worth it.

Hotel Business Suite had fast enough computers, but was like 90 degrees. Pay-for-wifi sucks.

Need smarter smart phone. Took over an hour tonight to catch up on tweets, and that was after occasionally reading them on the current phone.

Vanderbilt’s stadium grass felt great on bare feet, but you put your shoes on to go to the port-a-potties.

Did not know Jason Mraz was two years older than me. And his hat is older than both of us combined.

Did not kick MC’s ass in cribbage, not even once, but played masterful Euchre.

Weather for the weekend: NICE. 80s/90s, sunny (or some clouds, not dark), windy. So glad I repacked to include shorts. Was not expecting it to be THIS NICE.

You can find Cubs fans anywhere, even in an SEC school parking lot.

Organic trip to Maker’s Mark Distillery materialized after almost no arm-twisting. Was told other bourbon tours not as good. Wouldn’t know - was only one I really wanted to visit.

Was a little giddy driving down the Bourbon Trail. THE TWISTY, WINDY, TURNY, CURVY, shoulders? oh no, we don’t need shoulders BOURBON TRAIL OF DEATH. Driving to a distillery should not be a white knuckled experience. Good thing the sample was small, we might not make it out of there.

Got to dip my fingers in 12′ diameter, 12′ deep 100+ year old vats of sour mash. It was delicious. Tasted like cereal and beer.

Visiting the Maker’s Mark family really did feel like family, from the last minute unscheduled tour, to the sassy merch counter lady, to the surprisingly good Mint Julep bottle sample, to the workers out front painting shutters.

Maker’s Mark did an excellent job of their ‘mark’ branding. I could have spent hundreds in that gift shop.

Totally going back when my barrel is ready. (They send you a golden ticket.) Next time, more sampling and dipping! And trying that place on 65 the employee recommended when we were relaxing in the parking lot.

Lesson: the tastier the barbeque, the more it’s going to hurt later.

Everyone on Broadway/2nd in Nashville was either going into a club/bar, leaving a club/bar, or carrying their music gear (drums, guitar, etc.) to the next gig. Live music everywhere, but with a party of 8 and full bellies, and beer at the hotel room, we just window shopped — didn’t go in. Need to check out the Nash nightlife when rooming within walking distance of downtown.

Nashville needs an open liquor law so you can properly street roam around Broadway.

I drove all the time this weekend and didn’t look at a GPS once. Damn thing kept beeping from the back seat, tho.

If you let Andrea pick the CD, it’s going to be Sting.

Cue the discussion, yet again, about what defines a bourbon and when whiskey is spelled without the e.

Could have been the heat, could have been the booze, could have been the intensity, but I couldn’t stop the tears during the tin whistle solo in Bartender (opened the DMB set). Jeff is an amazing sax player, but it just then sunk in I wouldn’t hear Roi anymore. So I took off my hat and enjoyed the song.

First time ‘tweeting’ during a concert. It’s kinda fun. Liked how 4 of us noted the ‘last stop’ tease.
What drum tease did Carter do in his closing drum solo set?

Dave did a nice job of something old, something new. The new songs need to evolve; drop their pop roots and blossom into some kick ass jams. Will reserve judgement until the new disc drops and have heard it again this summer.

BTW, this was DMB concert number 25 for me, I think. 26, 27, and 28 already purchased/scheduled. May consider one night of Deer Creek.

Vandy’s stadium is small, but looks like a fun place to play. Got serious claustrophobia walking out their tunnel with 20k other people, not moving quickly. Unnnngh. Go Commodores!

I think everyone in Tennessee wears sandals. And tank tops. And smiles.

It shouldn’t surprise me, but it does: We can all be adults, but go away for a weekend and act like children. In good and bad ways.

I like how every DMB weekend requires brand new bottles of condiments. Somehow I wound up with the mustard and mayo. See you in Alpine!

(If I missed anything, let me know and I’ll update the recap.)

Reason 143 not to use nano for serious editing

General April 1st, 2009

A coworker forwarded this around today:

top - 00:19:39 up 23 days,  1:29,  4 users,  load average: 2.69, 2.38, 1.77
Tasks: 207 total,   2 running, 204 sleeping,   0 stopped,   1 zombie
Cpu(s): 12.6%us,  1.0%sy,  0.0%ni, 77.8%id,  8.5%wa,  0.0%hi,  0.2%si, 0.0%st
Mem:  16432232k total, 16347460k used,    84772k free,   147064k buffers
Swap:  1048568k total,  1048568k used,        0k free,   940724k cached

  PID USER      PR  NI  VIRT  RES  SHR S %CPU %MEM    TIME+  COMMAND
22848 astudent  25   0 14.3g  13g  820 R  100 84.5   1872:33 nano

We’re all a little curious how you can even get nano (aka pico) up to 14 gigs of RAM. Ick.

25 more random things about me

General February 10th, 2009

1. I’m secretly waiting for the economy to tank even worse so I can get a great rate refinancing my home.

2. I used to do magic as a child. Badly.

3. I am freaked out by jelly fish. Partially because, like mosquitoes, those damn things always find me and they hurt. Plus, they treat jelly stings by rubbing meat tenderizer on you, which is pretty damn scary to a kid with an overactive imagination.

4. I am one of the most researched, labored shoppers when it comes to big purchases. It took me months to pick which car, house, TV, and dog I wanted. When I bought them, I could tell you hands down, they were the best available (for me).

5. And even so, I am totally an impulse buyer at the supermarket. They put displays at the ends of aisles especially for me. “New flavor of Cheetos! I gotta try it!” I try to limit myself to just 3 things a trip. Lists help.

6. I’ve been shopping for new couches for two years now. And a fence.

7. I have a plan to get me out of credit card debt in six months. I’ve been doing it for over a year now. It seems I’m always six months away from getting out of debt.

8. Some people call me Kenny. I laugh when I’m introduced to people and they call me Ken.

9. If you can grow sideburns, I respect you, because I can’t.

10. My perpetual new years resolutions are: 1) eat more steak, 2) be more active, 3) be more generous. I do alright in all three.

11. I will be on Jeopardy! some day, as soon as I bone up on my geography, literature, and presidential trivia.

12. I got a master’s in library science for fun. I’ve never worked in a library.

13. I always plan to get a holiday job at a bookstore, but then cop out in November. Maybe this year.

14. I love mornings, but I hate being groggy. I’m most productive between 3pm and 9pm.

15. I drink my coffee black because it’s easier to clean out the mug.

16. I took piano lessons for years and never really advanced much.

17. I plan to get Lasik eye surgery sometime in 2009 or 2010. I’ve been wearing glasses way too long.

18. I would rather spend $500 on an experience than to own a $500 thing.

19. There’s no such thing as too many kinds of mustard. Mustard is the universal condiment.

20. I belong to more fan clubs for alcohol (Budweiser, Maker’s Mark, Jim Beam and others) than music or pop culture combined. And bless their hearts, they send me stuff. I also drunk dial them.

21. If I’m making fun of anything, it’s probably because on the inside I’m jealous of it/you/them.

22. At 30, when I have more money, experience and time I find myself being less brave and adventurous than my 22 year old self. I guess we all settle into our ruts.

23. I don’t want to think of the total amount of money I’ve given the University of Illinois athletics program over the years. But those parking passes are nice.

24. I still say goodnight to Eric’s fish every night, even though they moved out years ago and he’s probably killed them by now. Good night fish.

25. I kinda like the idea of getting a tattoo, but I have no idea what I would want permanently marked on my body.

Wow, a gallon!

General February 5th, 2009

@weirdnews alerted me to a Houston, TX woman who went to Brazil to bring her breast implants up to 38KKK. Yeah, they’re something alright. You can check out her website here. The link above embedded an interview (although it’s not in english):

According to the article, they have a gallon of silicon in those bad boys. Wow, a gallon. Then after I said that, I had to watch this again:

Big boobs and awkward sketch comedy crack me up.

Semantic web, On the

General January 23rd, 2009

A friend asked me about the semantic web, and this was my reply. Librarians - yes? Am I close?

To understand the semantic web, you need to wear scarves and wool
hipster hats. You need to grow a soul patch, and go vegan (sorry
Rip’s!) You need to go on and on about how great your new favorite
import beer is, and scoff at anyone who still likes your previous
favorite. You need to talk in abstracts, like artists, without much
real world example to pull from. You need to define an alternative
reality that solves all problems, jump into it entirely, and then blink
absently at anyone who hasn’t caught on yet.

I’m not quite there (it’s more an information science PHD topic than a
library masters), so I don’t really get the semantic web. But I did
have a bourbon cask ale the other day that was amazing.

Okay, real answer time: People speak in context and syntax, and we use
those tools to communicate/understand. Computers have a much harder
time with that. They don’t get inflections, or context. Computers
don’t often get my puns. So, the semantic web is a way to try to fix
that… either by making computers smarter, AI, better search, SkyNet –
or by adding more structure and linking to data. The semantic web looks
at ways to start to do that. It’s not really a new information idea,
although it often bills itself as such - maybe to get attention or cred.
The semantic web is the next big thing that hasn’t caught on yet (and
might never catch on).

The Lord of the Rings : The Wire

General January 21st, 2009



The Lord of the Rings : The Wire

Until I can rearrange my DVD collection, or buy more media storage, I don’t have a good place to put the Wire complete series. So, for now, it’s taking the most honourable position between the Argonath.

[ Edit: Updated for daytime shot. ]

What is a librarian?

General January 12th, 2009

It’s grad school application time, and I’ve gotten a few requests for thoughts about library school, what it means, if it would be right for people. I got some targeted questions, but I’ll try to answer them in a winding essay about what a librarian is. If any of that sounds interesting to you, then maybe you should consider a library degree.

Librarians are a wide-reaching class of professionals whose work spans from highly technical environments (writing search engines, optimizing inquiry languages, and the like) to people who do puppet shows on felt boards for toddlers. They data mine and story tell. Some work in school libraries, some work in law offices. Some answer urgent reference questions from doctors in surgery, others handle panicked freshmen writing their first term papers. Some teach. Some program. Some run libraries for rural communities of a few dozen people, while others work for national institutions.

Some of them come to library school as second or third careers, perhaps having worked in a library for decades. Some (like me) have had no library experience. Many come from social sciences, although others are engineers. Some are law-school dropouts.

Librarianship is one of the those awesome professions where you can come into it from anywhere, use your experiences and culture to grow and enrich your learning, and apply that knowledge to whatever profession/skill set you enjoy or excel at. Illinois’ GSLIS program is largely unstructured so you can try different areas of librarianship. You’re not committed (at the start or the finish of the program) to one specific track/profession. There’s no thesis requirement, because at the end of this trade school they don’t expect you to “know much”. Instead, go out in the profession, learn, publish and contribute back that way. (Many academic librarians are publishing faculty, maybe with tenure.)

Okay, so librarians come from anywhere and can go anywhere. But what are they?

Librarians are matchmakers. They recognize people’s information needs and provide avenues to meet those needs. They are problem solvers. They are treasure hunters. They know that every question has an answer, or path towards an answer. Librarians do not know everything (although many are very smart), but they know a satisfactory answer is somewhere out there. Librarians are like white-water rapids guides — in an overwhelming sea of information, they take wide-eyed tourists on a smooth ride, knowing what turns to take and which forks to avoid. Librarians are wicked smart on Jeopardy!

Librarians are preservationists. They are archivists, conservationists, curators, and docents all in one. They know what to add to their collections to serve their communities, and what to prune away. They understand the value of collecting and preserving history, even when they don’t have an immediate use for it. Librarians understand the duality between access and preservation - if something exists, but no one knows about it or can use it, why preserve it? (Think the warehouse in the end of Indiana Jones; it’s not enough to know the Ark is in there somewhere.) Similarly, if something has a lot of access it is preserved. (How many copies of the Declaration of Independence exist outside of the one in glass in the national Archives?)

Librarians hate complicated information systems, but they realize they are a necessary evil. They know the difference between a good source and a poor source, and although they use Google and Amazon and Wikipedia like the rest of us, they know about encyclopedias and indexes and other “reviewed” sources of knowledge. They, too, wish search engines were better and easier to use. Think of a librarian as someone providing an information finding service so that you, as the customer/researcher/patron can simply have your information need met without having to learn a card catalog, search language, web database, etc. Consider this: you can ask plain-language questions to a librarian and they’ll smile and help you. You can smile at the computer all you want, but it takes a different level of knowledge to make it give you what it wants.

Librarians are computer people. Even though they think they aren’t. Even though they hate computers, just like the rest of us. Way too often librarians sell themselves short as computer professionals, when in reality I bet they know their way around a PC or a website or a database leaps and bounds above the average Joe. Librarians are just humble enough to know there’s so much more they don’t know that they feel odd gloating about their repressed mad computer skillz.

Librarians are one of the few, last champions of civil liberties. They wield the sword of knowledge and the shield of indifference. They fight, on the local level, on the government level, and internationally for freedoms of speech, assembly, and take up the charge against injustices in these areas. This type of social justice is part of the profession. When you promote the freedom of learning, you sometimes make enemies of those who deny some knowledge, or challenge someone else’s right to discuss it. Librarians are, not surprisingly, pretty liberal although you can find blogs of conservative librarians. At some level, it’s about recognizing your community and finding the best role of information in it, even if that’s challenging.

Librarians know “information is a public good” and should be available to all, for all, forever. They are all too familiar with riding the line between providing services freely (free book rental, free Internet in the library, etc.) and having to exist in an environment where those trades are still commercial (libraries still buy the books, they still buy the Internet access). It sucks. Librarians, like school teachers and others in the public sector often feel like they take a vow of poverty and are constantly fighting for resources and professional development — but, like teachers, continue to do it because the reward from the job is greater than the paycheck.

Libraries (in whatever form you view them) are incredibly dynamic, changing environments. There’s a stigma that librarians are resistant to change, when instead their careers are defined by change. Everything changes. The topics, the materials, the technologies, the way you access the technologies. When I think of my library experience, I see card catalogs, bar codes, CD-ROM jukeboxes, dot matrix printers, laser printers, color laser printers, computers, the Internet, WiFi, websites, searchable catalogs, records, audio cassettes, CDs, DVDs, HD movies, books on tape, books on CD, ebooks, MP3 players, GPS devices, mainframes, personal computers, laptops, PDAs, smartphones …. Think about it. Every few years, the technology in a library changes - either to help librarians do their jobs better, or match the media de jour its clientele demand. Can you even check out an 8-track today? Probably, somewhere, along with a player if a librarian was doing their job right. Key point: if you don’t like change, stay out of the library.

Librarians are social. (I mean in addition to the karaoke and the drinking.) It’s a socially defined, refined profession. If you have a library, and I have a library, and we want to share (information, resources, lending, etc.) we need to reach a mutual understanding on what we call things, how we handle them, etc. So librarians get together and discuss it. Then something changes, or someone new gets introduced to the party, and they do it again. There’s no one right answer in librarianship, just good ideas that are shared, gain momentum, and carry the rest of the profession. I’ll even go out on a limb and propose that (since the days of the medieval libraries where it was one stop shopping for information) all advances in librarianship as a profession are social, information sharing between each other… standardized cataloging allowing for others to share or purchase catalog information, open access to catalogs, inter-library loans, consortia, the INTERNET.

(This point really rung home to me when I realized professional catalogers, when they have a questions about a material or an environment, don’t consult the cataloging tombs (oh and there are tombs, pedantic, sytantically wonderful tombs) but instead they ask what other people are doing. Consensus, surprisingly, wins.)

At this point, it shouldn’t surprise you that librarians are teachers. They love information, they love helping people use and find it. They love talking about what they do (natch), and helping others use what they’ve contributed. Librarians ask questions.

….

Except for illustration, I’ve neglected to define a library. There’s a preconceived notion of a small public library, or a Harry Potter-esque gothic academic library, or whatever but those are shallow representations of libraries in society today. Public libraries are hopping places, with DVD sections to rival those commercial shops, neon lights and playgrounds that could be out of FAO Schwartz, and coffee shops next to recital halls. College libraries are like the Apple store with more couches (and disturbingly less books, but those are preserved in off-site warehouses that are like meat lockers). But even those are obvious. The telling question is “What ISN’T a library?” Is the supermarket? The IT Helpdesk? Netflix, or TV for that matter? Even bars are libraries, that catalog their drinks into their classes, value them based on their cost and what the market will bear. There are experts to help you make decisions, suggest things you might not be aware of, and provide assistance. The environment is friendly, hopefully, and supported by food or comfortable chairs to make the visit inviting.

If you’re trained as a librarian, every situation becomes a library. The points I made above hit home almost everywhere. If they hit home with you, you might be the next great librarian!

Thoughts on Kung Fu Panda

General December 31st, 2008

I just finished watching Kung Fu Panda. Good story, great graphics and effects. I’m impressed. Here are some other non-spoiler thoughts on the movie.

Jack Black cracks me up.

This will make an excellent video game.

You train a kung fu panda the same way you train a dog.

Do not watch without a supply of either noodles or dumplings handy. It should say that on the netflix envelope. Seriously. I see eastern cuisine in my future.

A few of the fight scenes (especially in the temple with the pillars) gave me Matrix/foyer scene flashbacks. Without, you know, all the bullets. Both movies are amazingly choreographed.

Swearengen (Ian McShane) is the voice of the antagonist (”Tai Lung”). Great stuff. And now I want whisky.

This will make an excellent video game.