Semantic web, On the

General January 23rd, 2009

A friend asked me about the semantic web, and this was my reply. Librarians – yes? Am I close?

To understand the semantic web, you need to wear scarves and wool
hipster hats. You need to grow a soul patch, and go vegan (sorry
Rip’s!) You need to go on and on about how great your new favorite
import beer is, and scoff at anyone who still likes your previous
favorite. You need to talk in abstracts, like artists, without much
real world example to pull from. You need to define an alternative
reality that solves all problems, jump into it entirely, and then blink
absently at anyone who hasn’t caught on yet.

I’m not quite there (it’s more an information science PHD topic than a
library masters), so I don’t really get the semantic web. But I did
have a bourbon cask ale the other day that was amazing.

Okay, real answer time: People speak in context and syntax, and we use
those tools to communicate/understand. Computers have a much harder
time with that. They don’t get inflections, or context. Computers
don’t often get my puns. So, the semantic web is a way to try to fix
that… either by making computers smarter, AI, better search, SkyNet –
or by adding more structure and linking to data. The semantic web looks
at ways to start to do that. It’s not really a new information idea,
although it often bills itself as such – maybe to get attention or cred.
The semantic web is the next big thing that hasn’t caught on yet (and
might never catch on).

The Lord of the Rings : The Wire

General January 21st, 2009



The Lord of the Rings : The Wire

Until I can rearrange my DVD collection, or buy more media storage, I don’t have a good place to put the Wire complete series. So, for now, it’s taking the most honourable position between the Argonath.

[ Edit: Updated for daytime shot. ]

What is a librarian?

General January 12th, 2009

It’s grad school application time, and I’ve gotten a few requests for thoughts about library school, what it means, if it would be right for people. I got some targeted questions, but I’ll try to answer them in a winding essay about what a librarian is. If any of that sounds interesting to you, then maybe you should consider a library degree.

Librarians are a wide-reaching class of professionals whose work spans from highly technical environments (writing search engines, optimizing inquiry languages, and the like) to people who do puppet shows on felt boards for toddlers. They data mine and story tell. Some work in school libraries, some work in law offices. Some answer urgent reference questions from doctors in surgery, others handle panicked freshmen writing their first term papers. Some teach. Some program. Some run libraries for rural communities of a few dozen people, while others work for national institutions.

Some of them come to library school as second or third careers, perhaps having worked in a library for decades. Some (like me) have had no library experience. Many come from social sciences, although others are engineers. Some are law-school dropouts.

Librarianship is one of the those awesome professions where you can come into it from anywhere, use your experiences and culture to grow and enrich your learning, and apply that knowledge to whatever profession/skill set you enjoy or excel at. Illinois’ GSLIS program is largely unstructured so you can try different areas of librarianship. You’re not committed (at the start or the finish of the program) to one specific track/profession. There’s no thesis requirement, because at the end of this trade school they don’t expect you to “know much”. Instead, go out in the profession, learn, publish and contribute back that way. (Many academic librarians are publishing faculty, maybe with tenure.)

Okay, so librarians come from anywhere and can go anywhere. But what are they?

Librarians are matchmakers. They recognize people’s information needs and provide avenues to meet those needs. They are problem solvers. They are treasure hunters. They know that every question has an answer, or path towards an answer. Librarians do not know everything (although many are very smart), but they know a satisfactory answer is somewhere out there. Librarians are like white-water rapids guides — in an overwhelming sea of information, they take wide-eyed tourists on a smooth ride, knowing what turns to take and which forks to avoid. Librarians are wicked smart on Jeopardy!

Librarians are preservationists. They are archivists, conservationists, curators, and docents all in one. They know what to add to their collections to serve their communities, and what to prune away. They understand the value of collecting and preserving history, even when they don’t have an immediate use for it. Librarians understand the duality between access and preservation – if something exists, but no one knows about it or can use it, why preserve it? (Think the warehouse in the end of Indiana Jones; it’s not enough to know the Ark is in there somewhere.) Similarly, if something has a lot of access it is preserved. (How many copies of the Declaration of Independence exist outside of the one in glass in the national Archives?)

Librarians hate complicated information systems, but they realize they are a necessary evil. They know the difference between a good source and a poor source, and although they use Google and Amazon and Wikipedia like the rest of us, they know about encyclopedias and indexes and other “reviewed” sources of knowledge. They, too, wish search engines were better and easier to use. Think of a librarian as someone providing an information finding service so that you, as the customer/researcher/patron can simply have your information need met without having to learn a card catalog, search language, web database, etc. Consider this: you can ask plain-language questions to a librarian and they’ll smile and help you. You can smile at the computer all you want, but it takes a different level of knowledge to make it give you what it wants.

Librarians are computer people. Even though they think they aren’t. Even though they hate computers, just like the rest of us. Way too often librarians sell themselves short as computer professionals, when in reality I bet they know their way around a PC or a website or a database leaps and bounds above the average Joe. Librarians are just humble enough to know there’s so much more they don’t know that they feel odd gloating about their repressed mad computer skillz.

Librarians are one of the few, last champions of civil liberties. They wield the sword of knowledge and the shield of indifference. They fight, on the local level, on the government level, and internationally for freedoms of speech, assembly, and take up the charge against injustices in these areas. This type of social justice is part of the profession. When you promote the freedom of learning, you sometimes make enemies of those who deny some knowledge, or challenge someone else’s right to discuss it. Librarians are, not surprisingly, pretty liberal although you can find blogs of conservative librarians. At some level, it’s about recognizing your community and finding the best role of information in it, even if that’s challenging.

Librarians know “information is a public good” and should be available to all, for all, forever. They are all too familiar with riding the line between providing services freely (free book rental, free Internet in the library, etc.) and having to exist in an environment where those trades are still commercial (libraries still buy the books, they still buy the Internet access). It sucks. Librarians, like school teachers and others in the public sector often feel like they take a vow of poverty and are constantly fighting for resources and professional development — but, like teachers, continue to do it because the reward from the job is greater than the paycheck.

Libraries (in whatever form you view them) are incredibly dynamic, changing environments. There’s a stigma that librarians are resistant to change, when instead their careers are defined by change. Everything changes. The topics, the materials, the technologies, the way you access the technologies. When I think of my library experience, I see card catalogs, bar codes, CD-ROM jukeboxes, dot matrix printers, laser printers, color laser printers, computers, the Internet, WiFi, websites, searchable catalogs, records, audio cassettes, CDs, DVDs, HD movies, books on tape, books on CD, ebooks, MP3 players, GPS devices, mainframes, personal computers, laptops, PDAs, smartphones …. Think about it. Every few years, the technology in a library changes – either to help librarians do their jobs better, or match the media de jour its clientele demand. Can you even check out an 8-track today? Probably, somewhere, along with a player if a librarian was doing their job right. Key point: if you don’t like change, stay out of the library.

Librarians are social. (I mean in addition to the karaoke and the drinking.) It’s a socially defined, refined profession. If you have a library, and I have a library, and we want to share (information, resources, lending, etc.) we need to reach a mutual understanding on what we call things, how we handle them, etc. So librarians get together and discuss it. Then something changes, or someone new gets introduced to the party, and they do it again. There’s no one right answer in librarianship, just good ideas that are shared, gain momentum, and carry the rest of the profession. I’ll even go out on a limb and propose that (since the days of the medieval libraries where it was one stop shopping for information) all advances in librarianship as a profession are social, information sharing between each other… standardized cataloging allowing for others to share or purchase catalog information, open access to catalogs, inter-library loans, consortia, the INTERNET.

(This point really rung home to me when I realized professional catalogers, when they have a questions about a material or an environment, don’t consult the cataloging tombs (oh and there are tombs, pedantic, sytantically wonderful tombs) but instead they ask what other people are doing. Consensus, surprisingly, wins.)

At this point, it shouldn’t surprise you that librarians are teachers. They love information, they love helping people use and find it. They love talking about what they do (natch), and helping others use what they’ve contributed. Librarians ask questions.

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Except for illustration, I’ve neglected to define a library. There’s a preconceived notion of a small public library, or a Harry Potter-esque gothic academic library, or whatever but those are shallow representations of libraries in society today. Public libraries are hopping places, with DVD sections to rival those commercial shops, neon lights and playgrounds that could be out of FAO Schwartz, and coffee shops next to recital halls. College libraries are like the Apple store with more couches (and disturbingly less books, but those are preserved in off-site warehouses that are like meat lockers). But even those are obvious. The telling question is “What ISN’T a library?” Is the supermarket? The IT Helpdesk? Netflix, or TV for that matter? Even bars are libraries, that catalog their drinks into their classes, value them based on their cost and what the market will bear. There are experts to help you make decisions, suggest things you might not be aware of, and provide assistance. The environment is friendly, hopefully, and supported by food or comfortable chairs to make the visit inviting.

If you’re trained as a librarian, every situation becomes a library. The points I made above hit home almost everywhere. If they hit home with you, you might be the next great librarian!

Thoughts on Kung Fu Panda

General December 31st, 2008

I just finished watching Kung Fu Panda. Good story, great graphics and effects. I’m impressed. Here are some other non-spoiler thoughts on the movie.

Jack Black cracks me up.

This will make an excellent video game.

You train a kung fu panda the same way you train a dog.

Do not watch without a supply of either noodles or dumplings handy. It should say that on the netflix envelope. Seriously. I see eastern cuisine in my future.

A few of the fight scenes (especially in the temple with the pillars) gave me Matrix/foyer scene flashbacks. Without, you know, all the bullets. Both movies are amazingly choreographed.

Swearengen (Ian McShane) is the voice of the antagonist (”Tai Lung”). Great stuff. And now I want whisky.

This will make an excellent video game.

Blagojevich If

General December 19th, 2008

If Blago is going to use one of my favorite poems, I feel I have the right to use it too – this time, properly augmented to the situation:

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise: (got that one covered)

If you can dream – and not make dreams your master;
If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Candidate #5 and Obama
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by federal wiretaps to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and give-your-family-buddy-the-contract to build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pay-to-play,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘It’s going to be fucking golden, Hold On!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Open Road Tolling – nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And – which is more – you’ll be a US Senator, my son!

(With apologies, Sir Kipling.)

Metallica loves tee-shirts, hates fire

General November 10th, 2008

Listening to the Point (KPNT) through most of my drive from STL to CU taught me a few things. First, Metallica has a new album out. Second, they’re touring to promote it (I haven’t seen them since Rockfest about 8 years ago). Third, the STL Metallica concert is next Monday and the give-aways are in full swing.

Why is this important?

First, the commercial plug for the Metallica concert has James and Lars talking about the show, with some totally bad announcer dubs/overlays for anything relating to the individual show. i.e.: “Hey guys, this is Lars, and we’re Metallica, and we’re totally amped up to play at *announcer voice* The Pageant *end announcer voice* in *announcer* St. Louis on November 17th.” It was so corny, it made me smirk. That, in a commercial, is exactly the kind of douche-baggery I expect from Metallica.

The better commercials were from the radio station talking their promotions for the show, including hourly ticket give-aways and such. Apparently they’re going to upgrade a few of the tickets to “close enough to see their wrinkles” (their joke, not mine). Also, as the grand prize winner, who gets a backstage pass and interview with Lars, you also get a free download of the concert.

And that’s when I almost spit my coffee all over the dashboard. We’ve come quite a ways since 2000 if you can download Metallica concerts. Without a lawsuit, that is. ObReference: Napster BAD!

[ Edit: Had to add the embed video. ]

(Also, completely unrelated, Pandora really seems to link Death Cab for Cutie and Coldplay. I don’t see it.)

Things he probably learned at football camp

General October 14th, 2008

Marc noted the police blotter mentioned:

Edward F. McGee, 20, Savoy, arrested on charges of aggravated battery at the African-American Homecoming Dance at CRCE, 1102 W. Gregory Dr., U., around midnight Oct. 12. During an altercation, McGee is accused of grabbing the throat and throwing down a female victim on the dance floor.

The following IM discussion looked something like this:

Marc: pissed he’s not the qb?
Kenny: sounds like we should have made him a free safety
Marc: :)

2008-09 Illini men’s basketball schedule iCal

General October 13th, 2008

A basketball night of legends, a scrimmage in Memorial Stadium, a dwindling baseball season, and a disappointing football loss to Minnesota all remind me that basketball season starts soon. As I’ve done the last few years, I’ve cooked the schedule from fightingillini.com into something I can easily import into Outlook. (I know that FI dot com has a CSV you can download, but at least my Outlook ignored any of the game times, which isn’t very useful.)

2008-09 Illini Men’s basketball schedule in iCal format (right click, save as) In Outlook, use File/Import rather than double-clicking on it.

This is not a political post

General September 16th, 2008

Hi everyone! You know that this blog is not political, but it does follow the stupid and the funny, and when that intersects with politics, it’s certainly welcome here. I also think it’s possible that some of you don’t TiVo Saturday Night Live, which started back up this weekend. If so, you missed this gem of an opening set:


Link

It’s great to see Fey and Poehler together again, but sadly, Amy Poehler has announced this is her last season on SNL. I wish her all the best, and lots of the funny in her final season. As for last weekend’s host, Michael Phelps, don’t quit your once-every-four-years job.

Also, while we’re political. One of our statistician CS guys has created http://election08.cs.uiuc.edu, a site which he says will predict who will win the 2008 presidential election. His website has been up on the video wall in Siebel Center, shocking a whole bunch of under-21-year-olds who just realized there was someone else running against Obama. As of today, McCain is projected a 53% chance of winning, and over 80% of the map is red. I guess we’ll see over time how well Jacobson’s models go, but remember, this is the same prof who told us fat people are ruining fuel economy. Seriously. (Because, you know, nothing else has changed about automobiles in the last 40 years.)

As always, take everything you read with a grain of salt. Preferably licked off the neck of Innocence, chased with a tall shot of tequila, and followed with a bitter limy wedge of Reality.

The drink prices just went up 50 cents

General August 14th, 2008

I didn’t even know the restaurant at “the I” was open yet. From the DPS crime reports,

An unknown person stole $1,925 from a safe at the Houlihan’s restaurant, 1902 S. First St., C. sometime between 2:40 a.m. and 4:30 a.m. Aug. 13.